Posted 8 Apr 2014 I once walked into a bar in Oregon and met the most amazing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 so I immediately started to sweat and asked if I could Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 touch the furry mount or if it was for display only.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 She slapped me so hard, I instantly felt like I was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 in the ring with mike tyson. I then pointed at the taxidermy mount at the end of the bar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 (edited) And said, " Lets talk about Planes and Flying"! Edited 8 Apr 2014 by Ed In Missouri 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 so I replied, you can do that in any other place here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 , while holding my bleeding nose I was just concerned with finding a place to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 on what the nice guy from Missouri just wrote. Suddenly I realized that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 I may get her to go for a plane ride so I could Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 show her the world from above and make her giggle while I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 slap myself for letting such an ugly beast into my airplane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 So then I thought maybe I should just Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 forget about the flying thing, land and look for another chick, which Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 turned out to be a good choice because I was sobering up and realized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 ...this had all just been a bad dream. So I got out of bed to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 ...get my gun, tripped over a .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 sleeping dog, that happened to not be mine, then I realized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 I was in a strange house, was this really just a bad dream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 8 Apr 2014 but suddenly I heard a voice behind me, turned and eyes wide open recognized Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2014 something that looked like Sasquatch from a documentary I had seen on TV Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2014 but then it hit me, it was my wife! I ran as fast as I could to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites