Posted 9 Apr 2014 skinny that I couldn't hide behind her. When I saw my wife coming after me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2014 ...last thing I remember thinking was what the hell are the chances of this happening twice!?, just before she... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 9 Apr 2014 … bent over and I forgot my name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 12 Apr 2014 so I simply forgot my good manner and ran as fast as I could to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 Piss in her purse, when all the sudden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 I realized that I really like chocolate ice cream... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 with strawberries in it. Off I went to find a place where I could Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 Get me some. So I hopped in the... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 wheelbarrow that was parked there and tried to use the paddles to make headway, but Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 14 Apr 2014 Concrete was beginning to set up. So I... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Apr 2014 got stuck and there she was again. Annoyed, I then pulled out my Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Apr 2014 quit laughing, cause this concrete is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Apr 2014 Arteries are getting to be. My doc said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Apr 2014 I was about to die 17 years ago, however I kept on popping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Apr 2014 corn every evening with extra butter and a little salt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Apr 2014 Head. And if you think that's hard, you otta feel my Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Apr 2014 ...orthopedic arch support inserts in the hunting boots I stole from... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Apr 2014 The homeless guy, under the bridge. He said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Apr 2014 "you're gonna roast in hell for taking from a homeless guy!" but I was completely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Apr 2014 bombed, so it didn't matter. I thought it was just like the time I... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Apr 2014 ...sneaked a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps into the weekend church retreat and got caught... 1 person likes this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Apr 2014 with Sister Mary Agnes, ravaging her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites