genie that is hard of hearing....

[akflyer 1427]

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.

He sits down and  places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches  into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9" high and sets him on the  counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the  piano.

The little man sits  down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did  you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls  out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender  rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is  standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish... just one wish... each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets  real excited Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments  later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then  another.

Pretty soon, the  entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a  million bucks, not a million ducks."

"No shit!!" says  the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?!"