Epic...

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The Judge walked in and was about to call the courtroom to order when he noticed that one of the litigants was not only the most beautiful woman he had ever laid his eyes on, but she was completely topless!

 

She took her place at the table and sat down.

 

The judge spoke up and said, "Excuse me Miss, but you can not present yourself in this courtroom in that manner."

 

She said, "Your honor, with all due respect I can, because I have an epic right."

 

The judge replied, "Well, your left one ain't bad either, but you still can't be in court like that!"